Grandmother: You know, you should really try to date a girl.
Me: No thanks.
Grandmother: But you should at least try to date a girl and see what it's like.
Me: Have you ever tried dating a girl to see what it's like?
Grandmother: No. But I'm attracted to the right gender.
Me: (sigh) I am too.
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ouch...
But I must say, in all my life I have never heard such an irritating line of inquiry responded to with such tact. Bravo!
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