Thursday, July 19, 2007

why the news is evil

I was at the gym today, mindlessly pedaling an elliptical like a hamster in a wheel, when I look up at the TVs to see a report of "Blast Rocks New York."

Now what the hell would any post-9/11 American think after hearing that friggin' headline?

Turns out, as I learned seconds later, that it was a completely terrorist-unrelated steam blast from an underground pipeline. I hate the news.

1 comment:

Steven said...

That headline was cleverly designed by the conservative media to remind people of 9/11 (lest we forget why we elected a moron and have given up numerous personal freedoms). It seems to have worked...scary...