I was at the gym today, mindlessly pedaling an elliptical like a hamster in a wheel, when I look up at the TVs to see a report of "Blast Rocks New York."
Now what the hell would any post-9/11 American think after hearing that friggin' headline?
Turns out, as I learned seconds later, that it was a completely terrorist-unrelated steam blast from an underground pipeline. I hate the news.
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That headline was cleverly designed by the conservative media to remind people of 9/11 (lest we forget why we elected a moron and have given up numerous personal freedoms). It seems to have worked...scary...
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