Monday, September 10, 2007

first aid class

I took a first aid class this weekend as part of my new job. You know what?
I do not know how to set broken bones or which berries to survive off of in the wild.
I do not know how to suture a wound with a role of floss, a tarp and a copy of The White Album.
I have not learned Cure (30 hp) or Revive.
I feel severely let down.

1 comment:

rjamm said...

They didn't even teach you cure??? That's preposterous!

First aid sure has changed a lot since my day.