Thursday, June 21, 2007

conversations with my grandmother

Grandmother: You know, you should really try to date a girl.

Me: No thanks.

Grandmother: But you should at least try to date a girl and see what it's like.

Me: Have you ever tried dating a girl to see what it's like?

Grandmother: No. But I'm attracted to the right gender.

Me: (sigh) I am too.

1 comment:

rjamm said...


But I must say, in all my life I have never heard such an irritating line of inquiry responded to with such tact. Bravo!