My current excuse for posts being slow is the fact that I am at home and the only internet I seem to get is my grandmother's dial-up. Then I discovered that in the living room in just the right area I seem to be able to pirate one of her neighbor's wireless on my laptop.
Good me: This is unethical!
Evil me: Didn't I lock you in a chest and drop you in the Pacific?
Good me: I pick locks!
Evil me: That doesn't seem that good...
Good me: Fuck off.
Evil me: I'm perplexed.
Good me: Do the right thing!
Me: ...nah, evil still wins on this one.
Internet... entertainment...
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